MY OPEN LETTER TO MILEY CYRUS

Dear Miley, I don't really hardly know anything about you or your career but I DO know that you are hugely popular. By writing this open letter to you I am hoping to further my own career by taking advantage of your success. It's possible that I don't approve of the things that you do. Maybe I don't find you a respectable role model. Perhaps I don't think that your grammar is very good. It doesn't really matter what the letter is about. The point is that by writing the letter I am creating more awareness of me.

I mean, why else would it be an open letter? If I was really concerned for you, wouldn't I just send you a regular letter? If we were at a party together and I noticed you had something stuck to your tooth, would I gracefully pull you aside and discreetly let you know? Of course not. I'd point and loudly say "Oh my God Miley! What is that in your teeth?! Gross!" That way I'd use your misfortune to get attention for myself. That's what open letters are all about.

Miley, please keep doing whatever it is that makes you so popular, even if I tell you that you shouldn't. That way this letter will have legs. After all, the more popular you are, the more likely people are to spread this letter around like a virus. It makes me feel real good about myself to take advantage of the things that you do that I so vehemently disagree with. If you'd like to up it a notch, please do. That way I can tell you that you shouldn't.

Insincerely yours,
Henning
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